Calendar Girl Blog: Future Predictions

This from my friend Mary in Yarmouth, Nova Scotia. Mary is the mom of Katie. Katie gets the most number of credits in the calendar listings. Model, Walking and Talking and Proofer. She's also the mother to the creatures listed as Dogs. That would be Tully and Lou.

Breast of Canada is equal opportunity. If you're kind to me, chances are you'll end up in the credits.

Mother Mary sent this thought for the day.

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

I'll be 82 in 2040. Hopefully in my original packaging.

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