Calendar Girl Blog: Pssssst got any....

My house plants were cuddled together, peering in the back door window, no doubt hoping that I hadn't forgotten about them. Our balmy weather took a fast train out of town last night and the temperature went from bare foot to wool sock...just like that.

Oh friggin' Canada!

Now I have 10, slightly dazed, monster sized plants crammed into my living room.

New housemates. Likely with their own collection of guests within their branches.

Sues' zoo.

Downtown this morning, my firewood man, strolled by my car as I was loading up with groceries.

"You got any calendars in there"?

I popped the trunk. Handed him a 2006. He slipped me a $20.

Calendar Girl does breast deals in broad daylight.

Calendar Girl

My Menopause Blog is equally racy. Close at least.