Friday, January 20, 2006

Calendar Girl Blog: Aged Aquarian

T's the dawning of Aquarius, my birth sign.

Personally, I do not follow astrology, except to read my horror-scope every morning, then promptly forget it. I'm told, with that knowing nod and drawn out...'Ahhhhhh, that explains it....with me being 'it' for the duration of the scrutiny.....that I'm a full blown, stand me up in front of the class and jab me with a pointer, example of pure Aquarian.

That's as far as I'm going with this show and tell.

Except to say, Birthday Week will be forth coming. Not restricted to the traditional meaning of the word week in that a week is 7 days, Birthday Week starts at will, rambles on for a time, then stops when I'm done. Birthday Week was introduced to solve the problem many of my loved ones have with memory loss. Of course they know my birthday is in February, what with the never to be forgotten 40th celebration I had, complete with a gold painted, naked woman serving tequila shots.

Just what day in February is the tricky part for the grey matter impaired. With Birthday Week, the target is generous. A hit is guaranteed.

Calendar Girl would like to report that she has just opened box 350 - 400 of calendars. Slowly but surely the inventory numbers are shrinking. Today's lucky wieners are flying off to Florida, Missouri, California, Toronto, British Columbia and Indianna.

Calendar Girl

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday.

Many happy blog entries.

Chris

3:52 PM  

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