Calendar Girl Blog: Guerrilla Marketing

Despite what you might think, given the silence of my blogs, I have not been captured by crazed bloggers and forced into some form of sex-blog slavery. Rather, I am quietly going about my business, spreading the good vibe of Breast of Canada up and down the California Coast and having a none wired, live experience.

Eventually this rock and roll lifestyle will come to an end and I will find my way back to the bloggers way of being. Then I will regale you with rich stories of intrigue that will make your baby toe cry out and your palms drip with salty sweat.

But before I disappear into the haze of 'very good for me happy times' I must tell you one little trick I am playing.

Here you will see one of my subversive methods of marketing. Thanks to my menopause, my bladder requires regular washroom visits. Being inclined to prefer 'feeding more than one bird with each seed', I do my um....business..... then carefully and artistically place my adorable wee cards just so in an obvious spot. A good detective would have little trouble following my trail along the coast of Cally-forn-I-eh. Heck a lame dick with poor vision would find me easy to track.

This is an actual example of 'Calendar Girl Guerrilla Marketing 101'. Please meet the Ladies Room at Fat Cats Cafe on Avila Beach. Calendar Girl enjoyed one bigger than life breakfast with her bloggy pals while Ms. Pacific Ocean waved in the background and Sea Lions barked hello.

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