Thursday, November 30, 2006

Calendar Girl Blog: Christmas Stocking Stuffer

Breast of Canada calendars are going to be stuffed into lots of stockings this year. Orders have been steady with shipments of multiple copies going across Canada and well into the U.S..

At only $19.95 Canadian plus taxes and shipping or $17.95 US plus shipping,the calendar is distinctly affordable, wonderfully practical and totally unique. If you're all about supporting independent art - even better.

You will also be pleased to know that we DO test the calendar on animals and they LOVE IT.

Calendar Girl would really, really, really like to encourage you to give Breast of Canada to your breast friends this Christmas.

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Calendar Girl Blog: U.S. Customers

As we near C Day, shipping calendars from me to you starts to become a worry. There is a sticky point called our border - big piles of presents get caught up and some don't make it through in time.

Fortunately I have two U.S. distributors that will be happy to take your on-line order state side.

On the eastern seaboard and wearing the green trunks we have VisionWorks. Even though their site still features the 2006 cover, I assure you they are selling 2007. Click here to order from them.

Over toward the west coast but more in the middle, and completely trunk-free, we have the Naturist Society. Click here to order from their Skinny Dipper Shop.

Or, you can take your chances with me. The post office assures Calendar Girl that packages to the states will arrive by Christmas if they are sent by December 8th. Here's my order link.

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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Calendar Girl Blog: World Peace Orgasm

Here's a date you'll want to jot down on your calendar, even if you don't own a Breast of Canada. A pair of Californians have this suggestion for achieving world peace.

On December 21 (the first official day of winter aka Winter Solstice) they are encouraging everyone in the world to have an orgasm while thinking of world peace.

According to Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell, orgasm is "like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change."

Well then, lets take our hats off to Donna and Paul for having the idea AND for getting their idea published in the Globe and Mail. Calendar Girl is all for encouraging world peace. Especially by way of a more pleasant activity than marching.

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Monday, November 27, 2006

Calendar Girl Blog: Understatement

I sold Breast of Canada calendars at a crafty Christmas Show yesterday. This conversation stood out.

He: How many years have you been publishing now.

Me: Six.

He: Six years!!! (shakes head) Man, that's a lot of breasts.

Calendar Girl would agree.

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Calendar Girl Blog: Could Have Been Pulped!

Emotionally and financially, I have yet to fully recover from my first year of publishing the Breast of Canada calendar. That said, giving away over 18,000 calendars likely helped establish the calendar in some way. And it's was a much better fate than this story.

Apparently the 2004 charitable effort by the East Grinstead Spinners and Weavers Guild in West Sussex had their calendar banned from being sold at meetings by the East Sussex Guild of Spinners and Weavers because it was deemed "too revealing."

According to the story, "the organisers have been left £15,000 out of pocket after 9,000 of the 10,000 calendars were pulped."

PULPED!!! EGAD. Calendar Girl wonders if she could hire these Alpha Spinners to track down the dudes who've scooped the url breastS of canada and set up a porn site. Perhaps they could fight real ugliness instead of foiling the good intentions of some of their own.

Read the entire story here. Ban on spinners' naked calendar

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Monday, November 20, 2006

Calendar Girl Blog: Northern Breast Calendars

I doubt if the calendars have arrived just yet, but should you live in Whitehorse and be keen to own and give Breast of Canada calendars this ho, ho season, here's the skinny on where they will be and how you can get some.

Sean will be taking calendars to several stores/coffee shops in town (Chocolate Claim, Kutters, and other venues).

You can also contact Sean directly at: seanrn@northwestel.net or 867-332-1225.

Sean adds, "I have never met anyone who was disappointed in their calendar purchase! You will light up someone's day/year/life, and make a difference while you're at it!. "

Calendar Girl has had many reports from recipients that claimed the conversation around the tree and dinner table was greatly enhanced by one little old calendar. Change the course of your families Christmas history - give the gift of boobs!

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Thursday, November 16, 2006

Calendar Girl Blog: Counting Down

As of yesterdays mail run, I have 622 calendars left to sell.

Calendar Girl believes this is the least number of calendars she's ever had at this stage in the breast calendar business game.

Please keep those orders rolling in. Heck, just click right here for my order page. Our team of calendar specialists are standing by, waiting - patiently - for your order.

Okay so maybe it's not quite a team. And perhaps she's sitting. But she's still waiting.

Calendar Girl

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Calendar Girl Blog: Yukon Bound

One hundred Breast of Canada calendar are currently being fitted in cute little snow suits before getting boxed up and shipped to Sean in Whitehorse. He's my northern breast ambassador, writer, lactation nurse bud and soon to be calendar sales man for the Yukon.

Sean - would you kindly leave a comment on this post outlining how all the people from Whitehorse who read this blog can buy like a dozen copies from you?

Calendar Girl is tempted to box herself up with the boobs and head north too.

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Calendar Girl Blog: Progressive Breasts

At the Karen Farbridge mayoral victory celebration last night, one calendar lover and campaign hearty soul greeted me with this assertion.

"Guelph is now in the hands of a great set of progressive breasts."

Indeed it's true. Calendar Girl hugged several of our eight women city councilors plus our re-elected mayor at the various celebration events following yesterday's municipal election.

And the four men? I'm pretty certain they're a fine set of progressive chests.

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Monday, November 13, 2006

Calendar Girl Blog: Guelph Mercury Saturday Feature


Sue Richards, the 'Breast of Canada' calendar creator, is shown holding a number 3 sideways, which she uses in her 2007 calendar to symbolize breasts. The calendars raise awareness of breast health and breast cancer prevention.
Calendar girls (and boys)

By: THANA DHARMARAJAH

From breasts to firefighters and Mustangs to ponies, there are plenty of options. Some make money, others raise awareness. But how does one get into the calendar industry?

GUELPH (Nov 11, 2006)It can take you flying across the Canadian Rockies, on a joy ride on a Harley Davidson or through the personal gallery of Vincent Van Gogh -- the pages of a calendar that is.

Head to a mall this late in the year and you'll find calendar-crazed individuals lining up one after the other to buy calendars for their girlfriends, mothers and cousins.

"They're not just buying calendars," said John Edgar, who is the chief executive officer of the Calendar Club of Canada. "They're buying an art for their homes."

Edgar, who's also a University of Guelph graduate, is the face behind the calendar kiosks at malls across Canada.

The Paris, Ont., resident launched the concept in 1993, which would see 200 independently-run retail outlets now carry about 2,000 different calendars.

It's not just a personalized gift for your close family and friends, but also for those who are strangers, Edgar said.

"If you have an office mixer and you don't know much about somebody, but you know that they drive a Mustang car, then for $20 you can get a calendar filled with Mustang cars."

Soon after he graduated from U of G, Edgar tried a few business ventures before Barry Silverman, the owner of the Texas-based Big Horn Sheepskin Co., had him fly out to Texas to look at a calendar kiosk. Silverman wanted Edgar to try out the kiosks in Canada.

The first kiosk raked in $67,000 in sales and now the company is bringing in $20 million annually.

"If it was just a calendar, then our business doesn't have much longevity," he said.

But for a reasonable price, someone can buy another a dream. Whether you're a heritage war plane buff or a world traveller, as you flip through the months, a calendar can take you somewhere else, Edgar said.

The idea of producing calendars has been catching like wildfire.

Even Liberal leadership hopeful Scott Brison is stripping down to pose nude in a calendar to raise money for cancer.

He will be featured in the Women of Wolfville calendar, put together by a Nova Scotia theatre group. It raised $12,000 last year for the battle against prostate and ovarian cancer by featuring nude women.

Brison will be posing behind a refrigerator door, in the latest issue, which is fitting since he started out his business renting the appliances out to university students.

"My father's had prostate cancer," the King-Hants MP told the Halifax Chronicle Herald. "I mean, every family's touched by (cancer). I will do whatever I can to support efforts to fight cancer."

Guelph artist Sue Richards jumped on the calendar bandwagon in 2001 publishing the Breast of Canada calendar for the following year. Ready to launch her sixth calendar, Richards said it's been a long uphill climb to get her calendar where it is today. And it still isn't reaping in the big bucks.

"There's a myth that (calendars) are a good money-maker," she said.

When Richards dreamt up the idea, she thought it was a brilliant strategy to educate women about breast health and what is normal, natural and healthy about breasts. But Richards didn't account for the $40,000 debt she would be left with when her 2002 calendar sales did poorly.

She said what hurt was not to have the backing of a national organization.

While initially putting the calendar together, she offered to donate 40 per cent of her net profits to the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation but was rejected since the organization wasn't certain of the calendar's fundraising potential.

Richards said it would've helped having more bodies to help sell the calendar and she might not have any printing expenses, since it would be done for a charity.

Now her calendar is affiliated with the Canadian Breast Cancer Network, a national organization that offers information and lobbies on behalf of breast cancer survivors. It receives the net proceeds from her sales, but she still continues to pay for the publishing costs out of her own pocket.

In the last few years, Richards has realized that selling calendars is a competitive business.

It didn't help that at first some people considered the images on her calendars featuring breasts to be pornographic.

In the pages of the 2007 calendar, there is a topless woman in a bathtub, several topless women reading newspapers on a bench, random images of topless men and women as well as a breast-feeding baby.

The idea transpired when her girlfriend mentioned a visit to a breast specialist, who examined her breast for lumps. Richards came home, typed breast health in Google and came up with 'Do you mean breast cancer?'

"I said 'No, there's got to be a difference.'"

Today, her calendar sparks conversations in homes between mothers and daughters, as well as other women who walk in the door and see Richard's work.

In 2007, there will be a handful of local organizations such as the Guelph firefighters, the Ontario Farm Animal Council and the Guelph Heritage Foundation putting out a calendar.

Our local firefighters have been publishing a calendar since 2000 to raise funds for the Firefighters Benevolent Foundation, which go toward purchasing medical and technological equipment for area hospitals. Rob Page, who spearheads the calendar, said the first year it was released all the models were fully clothed.

"The reviews I got was that they wanted to see skin . . . the next year, I showed them some skin and we haven't looked back since."

On average, the firefighters have been selling about 2,000 copies each year.

Page recently spiced up the launch of the calendar with a fashion show, where the firefighters strutted their stuff and gave potential buyers of the calendar a sneak peak of what they would be staring at on their walls for the next 12 months.

This year, the firefighters are trying something different than their usual 12-inch by 12-inch calendar and releasing a 4 1/2-inch by 7 1/2-inch day-planner that can easily fit in people's bags.

Page said sales took an out-of-the-ordinary dive last year, when they only sold 1,000 copies. He expects it's perhaps because workplaces likely frown on the calendar hanging in employees' cubicles, which is why he's hoping the new calendar style will boost sales.

Leanne Piper, chair of the Guelph Heritage Foundation, said she's hoping to sell 1,000 copies of their recently printed calendar featuring local historic churches.

"It's a keepsake," she said of the calendar. "It's a souvenir for those who're interested in historic architecture."

Certain historical dates such as when the city's founder John Galt died are noted inside the pages, including historical pictures of the churches.

Piper said the funds raised will go toward awards for property owners who restore their property and other heritage restoration activities such as the Loretto Convent.

Meanwhile, it's only been a couple years that Richards has been making money from her calendar. Last year, she raised $1,900 but said it's still not the money-maker she hoped it would be.

She's printed a slightly less ambitious 2,500 copies this year, compared to the 20,000 copies she printed the first year.

Richards still has about 750 copies left to sell this year.

Although it took her several years to get off the ground, she now has buyers from faraway places including Israel, Poland, Moscow, New Zealand and Hawaii. But she still needs the desperate backing of a philanthropist or organization.

"It's not a guarantee by any stretch of the imagination that you'll sell so many calendars. This is probably the last calendar, if I can't draw a wage."

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Friday, November 10, 2006

Calendar Girl Blog: Remembrance Day


Poppy bum, originally uploaded by Sue Richards.

Remembrance Day is Saturday, November 11.

Calendar Girl asks that you remember to be peaceful.

Calendar Girl

I have more poppy photos. Wander over here. Then you can head down this way. And finally, feel free to drop in here.


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Thursday, November 09, 2006

Calendar Girl Blog: Did You Know?

In addition to photos, breast haiku's and interesting dates, I featured a breast health related question and answer on each month of the calendar. Here's an example of a Q&A that appears in the 2007 edition of Breast of Canada.

I must add that Liz Armstrong is one of my writers. She penned the following:

Should I read the labels on my beauty care products, or are they carefully screened for safety by a regulating body?

We're tempted to answer 'Ha!' to the second part of the question, but the more respectful response is:

Women spend billions of dollars every year on personal care products like cosmetics and toothpaste. These products should be safe, and we assume they are. Our advice? Trust less and investigate more, because there are very few regulations governing ingredients in personal care products. Even enticing words such as herbal, all-natural and organic are essentially meaningless in a marketplace with limited standards.

Start on the path to safety by reading the Environmental Working Group's report, Skin Deep (at www.ewg.org). Then try its easy-to-navigate Searchable Product Guide, which provides safety assessments for 7,500 personal care products, including the 10 best and worst in each category. Eye-opening!

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Calendar Girl assures you that Breast of Canada is a highly educational breast owners manual.

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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Calendar Girl Blog: Breast Haiku II

Here's another Breast Haiku I published in the 2007 Breast of Canada calendar.

First they felt awkward.
With time came toleration.
Now I say: mine, me.

This entry came from SarahRose Werner, New Brunswick, Canada.

Calendar Girl likes to encourage creativity.

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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Calendar Girl Blog: Breast Haiku

Each year I host a breast haiku contest that is open to anyone in the world. This example came by way of Israel.

Your breasts were like you
nurturing and nourishing
with bountiful love


Judith Rachmani

Calendar Girl published Judiths' haiku in the 2007 edition of Breast of Canada.

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Monday, November 06, 2006

Calendar Girl Blog: Scrutineering

I'm off to spend much of the day scrutineering at the advanced poll for our upcoming Municipal Election.

Calendar Girl feels pretty darn good about being involved with this civic duty. She believes you've got to be the change you want to see.

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Friday, November 03, 2006

Calendar Girl Blog: Sheepish

Yes I know. I disappeared.

Mostly it's a time thing. I'm putting more energy into different places in an effort to find some money. Calendar Girl is the least cost effective gig I run right now so it was the first place to cut out of.

I'm also involving myself in the upcoming Municipal election in my city by endorsing two women who are running in my Ward along with an exceptionally talented and smart mayoral candidate. As a part of the civic duty I feel, I'm also encouraging people to vote. An appalling 36% of eligible voters voted in the last election. You can check out some of my effort on Blog Guelph.

The other reality is the nature of the calendar gig right now. I get orders. I package orders. I go to the post office and mail orders. Do you really want to read that five days a week?

Calendar Girl hopes you understand. When she has something to say, you can be certain she will say it.

Calendar Girl


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