Calendar Girl Blog: Dear Santa
Dear Santa,
I've been good.
I have also been a bit moody lately. But that's my menopause for you.
Honestly, I want to be good but when I'm faced with a drop in estrogen, even thoughts of sugar plums and reindeer dashing can't avert the inevitable snarky comments that flip so freely from my mouth.
But all things considered, I've been pretty good.
Sadly, I still have my weight and likely yours in Breast of Canada calendars sitting in my dining room, which has bummed me out on occasion and has effected my good nature. So I thought that when you swing by on Christmas Eve, you could pick up a few hundred copies and leave them under some other girls xmas trees. I don't care if they are good or bad. All girls should know about breast health.
Despite this kink in inventory, you can rest assured that mostly, I've tried to be good.
It's true that if I get too wrapped up in making the calendar project work on a financial level, I do get a bit knotted up. So I wondered if you would include an invoice with each calendar that you leave under the other gals trees . If you don't mind. After all, the calendar is a bit of a fundraiser.
Back to my good girl report. I'm sure Santa, that when you take in the big picture, I have likely been more good than bad.
Goodness knows that no one can really be good 24/7. For that matter who really knows what good is for sure? I mean really Santa, you're fat. Everyone knows, that's not good.
So here's a deal. If you will be good enough to look over my mood swings, frustrations I have with the calendar and just buy 500 calendars from me directly, I will refrain from using the 'f' word again.
'F-A-T', not that other 'f' word.
It would be awfully good of you.
Calendar Girl
PS. So you know, I've written a letter to Mrs. Santa explaining the nature of our relationship Santa. I wanted to come clean. Terribly good of me don't you think?
I've been good.
I have also been a bit moody lately. But that's my menopause for you.
Honestly, I want to be good but when I'm faced with a drop in estrogen, even thoughts of sugar plums and reindeer dashing can't avert the inevitable snarky comments that flip so freely from my mouth.
But all things considered, I've been pretty good.
Sadly, I still have my weight and likely yours in Breast of Canada calendars sitting in my dining room, which has bummed me out on occasion and has effected my good nature. So I thought that when you swing by on Christmas Eve, you could pick up a few hundred copies and leave them under some other girls xmas trees. I don't care if they are good or bad. All girls should know about breast health.
Despite this kink in inventory, you can rest assured that mostly, I've tried to be good.
It's true that if I get too wrapped up in making the calendar project work on a financial level, I do get a bit knotted up. So I wondered if you would include an invoice with each calendar that you leave under the other gals trees . If you don't mind. After all, the calendar is a bit of a fundraiser.
Back to my good girl report. I'm sure Santa, that when you take in the big picture, I have likely been more good than bad.
Goodness knows that no one can really be good 24/7. For that matter who really knows what good is for sure? I mean really Santa, you're fat. Everyone knows, that's not good.
So here's a deal. If you will be good enough to look over my mood swings, frustrations I have with the calendar and just buy 500 calendars from me directly, I will refrain from using the 'f' word again.
'F-A-T', not that other 'f' word.
It would be awfully good of you.
Calendar Girl
PS. So you know, I've written a letter to Mrs. Santa explaining the nature of our relationship Santa. I wanted to come clean. Terribly good of me don't you think?
posted by Sue Richards at 4:36 PM
4 Comments:
Aww... I'm sure Santa will love that letter ;)
I plan on writing a letter to Santa on my blog this weekend with big news!
Here from Michele's today!
Hi There..Here today from Michele.....GRWAT thing that CAlender..It's kind of on the same order as the UK one that was sooo successful....
I may be saying something you already are aware of, but there are a couple of natural products that might help with the lack of Estrogen...COQ10, and Primrose Oli?? Primrose Oli is really really good! Hope things start to settle down for you.
hiya! michele sent me your way today, cg. bet santa will be happy with you this year. :)
Good luck on your calendar sales. I can relate to the snarky menopause commentary. I'm right there with you...almost done with Aunt Flo, but not quite... It so sucks!
Michele sent me
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