Calendar Girl Blog: Show Us Your Melons
I'm not talking honey dew. Or water for that matter. I'm referring to your breasts, boobs, the girls or whatever form of affection fits for you.
Please note. This is not an invitation to show up at my door and lift your shirt.
You laugh! But this happened once. Not at my door, but rather at a conference. I was staffing my table. A young woman approached. It was like an audition. Except that I'm no Hugh Hefner and previewing is not a function of Breast of Canada.
I responded well, I think. Just kept my gaze steady, my reply the same, as if two breasts hadn't just been flashed in my face. Tried to be reassuring even though it wasn't clear that reassurance was required.
Funny life this breast calendar publisher schtik.
But I wander with my thoughts and leave you wondering what the hell I mean by 'Show Us Your Melons."
I host an annual photo contest. Our carved in stone deadline is January 15th 2006. All the details are posted for your photo taking pleasure.
One point that I must make clear. As the name suggests, the breasts we are looking for are 'of Canada'. Please don't take this personally if your breasts are not. I had intended to make a full series of calendars; Breast of Antarctica for example, but I'm not rich enough to underwrite another effort.
Calendar Girl would suggest that non-Canadian breast owners consider doing a photo shoot just the same. In fact, we recommend that all calendar owners personalize their calendars by placing their best breast photo on their birth date.
Calendar Girl
Tags: Photography, Photo.
Please note. This is not an invitation to show up at my door and lift your shirt.
You laugh! But this happened once. Not at my door, but rather at a conference. I was staffing my table. A young woman approached. It was like an audition. Except that I'm no Hugh Hefner and previewing is not a function of Breast of Canada.
I responded well, I think. Just kept my gaze steady, my reply the same, as if two breasts hadn't just been flashed in my face. Tried to be reassuring even though it wasn't clear that reassurance was required.
Funny life this breast calendar publisher schtik.
But I wander with my thoughts and leave you wondering what the hell I mean by 'Show Us Your Melons."
I host an annual photo contest. Our carved in stone deadline is January 15th 2006. All the details are posted for your photo taking pleasure.
One point that I must make clear. As the name suggests, the breasts we are looking for are 'of Canada'. Please don't take this personally if your breasts are not. I had intended to make a full series of calendars; Breast of Antarctica for example, but I'm not rich enough to underwrite another effort.
Calendar Girl would suggest that non-Canadian breast owners consider doing a photo shoot just the same. In fact, we recommend that all calendar owners personalize their calendars by placing their best breast photo on their birth date.
Calendar Girl
Tags: Photography, Photo.
posted by Sue Richards at 12:55 PM
2 Comments:
I'm so glad you are not looking for American boobs. Mine are not so pretty to look at anymore (if ever).
Michele sent me.
I also have American breasts. I don't know that I want to photograph them, anyway!
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