Calendar Girl: Gods Lawyer
I spent the morning in court, observing the proceedings for a case that has been cast as Wal-Mart vs. God. The short version of the story goes like this. For ten year's Wal-Mart has been trying to build a big ass store between our two main cemeteries and adjacent to the Ignatius Jesuit Silent Retreat Centre and Organic Farm. Over ten thousand members of our community have signed petitions requesting the big W pick another city location.
But no. Wal-Mart wants what Wal-Mart wants. And so goes the lawyers. And so comes our day in court.
Turns out the lawyer representing God also worked on behalf of Gwen Jacob, the Guelph gal who dared to walk topfree on a scorcher hot day back in 1991 here in G-Town. She was arrested for indecent exposure and spent the next decade fighting for topfreedom rights which she eventually won for the province of Ontario.
I didn't know this connection, but one of the other court hawks did. As we waited for our hearing, she was quick to introduce us...solely because defenders of breasts do gravitate toward one another. She followed up by expediently purchasing a calendar for his legalness who prior to lifting the Bar or whatever lawyers do, was the business manager for heavy metal rock sensation Helix. Whacky images do appear.
The ability to sell a breast calendar that ends up going to Gods heavy metal lawyer in our cities courthouse strikes Calendar Girl as noteworthy and memorable. Or is that just me?
Calendar Girl
Tags: Calendar Girl Blog, Breast of Canada Calendar, Sue Richards, Wal-Mart.
But no. Wal-Mart wants what Wal-Mart wants. And so goes the lawyers. And so comes our day in court.
Turns out the lawyer representing God also worked on behalf of Gwen Jacob, the Guelph gal who dared to walk topfree on a scorcher hot day back in 1991 here in G-Town. She was arrested for indecent exposure and spent the next decade fighting for topfreedom rights which she eventually won for the province of Ontario.
I didn't know this connection, but one of the other court hawks did. As we waited for our hearing, she was quick to introduce us...solely because defenders of breasts do gravitate toward one another. She followed up by expediently purchasing a calendar for his legalness who prior to lifting the Bar or whatever lawyers do, was the business manager for heavy metal rock sensation Helix. Whacky images do appear.
The ability to sell a breast calendar that ends up going to Gods heavy metal lawyer in our cities courthouse strikes Calendar Girl as noteworthy and memorable. Or is that just me?
Calendar Girl
Tags: Calendar Girl Blog, Breast of Canada Calendar, Sue Richards, Wal-Mart.
posted by Sue Richards at 4:07 PM
1 Comments:
Sue,
See, there is a large market out there, and often in places we would least expect. So let's keep looking. Good for you.
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